I'm cooler than your Dad

Yes



Yes



NO, NO, NO!!!!!



Hey 5chw4r7z, do you smoke a lot of cigars? Said the impossibly skinny 25 year old at the pool.
Ahh, what’s your definition of a lot?
What’s the correct way to hold a cigar? She asked
Well you can hold it like this or this or this….
What about like a cigarette? She asked
I guess you can hold it like that…and must of made a little face.
She jumped up and shouted triumphantly, I knew my dad was a jagoff!!